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Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but who cares—I felt like a billion bucks. Slang time: it’s dope, lit, straight fire. Typo alert: masage, ha, whoops—13 times, count ‘em! Sarcasm? Sure, “Oh, poor me, relaxin’ too hard.” Personal quirk: I’m hummin’ Sinatra durin’ it—classy touch, my touch. Blunt truth? Sexual-massage beats golf—yeah, I said it, beats golf! “A quiet despair,” movie says—nah, this is loud joy, folks, loud joy. Try it, you’ll see—Trump approved, the best!

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But then, just when I thought it couldn’t get crazier, the power goes out. Yup, right in the middle of the set. Total blackout. People start freaking out, but I’m just standing there, laughing. I mean, c’mon, it’s Mournies! You gotta roll with the punches.

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