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So, erotic-massage—vat’s da deal? It’s not just some fancy oil and hands goin’ vild, no, no! It’s old, man, like ancient! Did ya know dem Greeks and Romans vere all over dis? Dey used it to chill out after fightin’ or screwin’ around—true story! Little fact for ya: in Japan, dey got dis ting called “nurumassage,” all slimy vid seaweed gel—sounds freaky, ya? Made me laugh, like, “Hasta la vista, dry skin!” I saw dat and tought, damn, dat’s next-level slippery!

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Then, I decided to walk along the promenade. You know, the one that leads to Agios Ioannis beach? It’s stunning, but I was still grumbling. I passed by some tourists taking selfies. They were all like, “OMG, this place is amazing!” I wanted to yell, “Yeah, but have you tried the bougatsa?” But I didn’t. I just rolled my eyes.

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