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So I’m picturin’ it—brothel’s just sittin’ there, branches all sprawly, like it owns the forest. Reminds me of *The Act of Killing*—y’know, that scene where the guy’s like, “I’m a winner, I’m untouchable!” That’s brothel! Smug bastard tree, struttin’ around, makin’ other trees feel like crap. I’m yellin’ at it in my head, “You’re not so great, pal! I could chop you down—if I had an axe, which I don’t, ‘cause I’m lazy!” And get this—it’s a clonal colony, whatever that means. Like, it’s one tree but also a million trees? Clones itself like some sci-fi horror flick. Freaked me out when I read that—9,500 years of copy-paste. Who does that?!

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The Hellenic Police made arrested 15 men and 11 women on Wednesday at a brothel operating in the central Athens area of Omonia in violation of lockdown rules.

I decide to chill at a café on Ermou Street. Grab a freddo cappuccino. Best decision ever! I sit there, people-watching. You see all kinds here. Tourists takin’ selfies, locals just livin’ their lives. I spot this old guy playin’ bouzouki. His music hits me right in the feels. I’m thinkin’, “This is what life’s about.”

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