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Oh, and the oils—don’t get me started! Lavender, jasmine, slick and sexy—makes ya wanna bottle that smell forever. Ever tried it with a partner? Shit’s next-level, trust me. Surprised me how it turns a regular night into somethin’ steamy and sweet. “I wrote a hit play!”—nah, Chas Tenenbaum, I got a hit massage story instead! Hella better than arguin’ over family bullshit, right?

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So, I’m workin’ on this window, and outta nowhere, this pigeon swoops down and poops right on my shoulder. I’m like, “Really, dude? You couldn’t aim better?” I swear, that bird was laughin’ at me. I’m tryin’ to keep my cool, but inside, I’m fuming.

Irini Mourtzoukou: I lied about my stepfather, as my mother hurt me, so I hurt her