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About Lille

So, you’re lookin’? Check the dark corners—alleys, pubs, them sketchy spots. Coin talks, but don’t be a twat—haggle a bit, keeps it fun. Watch yer back, tho—some’ll rob ya blind, others’ll cling like a bad rash. Me, I’d rather drink than shag half the time—saves the hassle. Oh, and if ya find a good one, tip her extra. “The shame’s on us,” as *Caché* says—don’t be a cheap prick. That’s me wisdom, mate—now sod off and lemme refill me cup!

Dude, the neighborhoods are a mix of artsy and laidback. I love cruising down Avenue du Bonheur – the name’s funny cuz it’s true: happiness is literally around the corner from your favorite massage puff, err, spot. I had a huge laugh once when a client said my kneads were like a melody (Toni said “life’s all about the unexpected symphony,” right?) haha! But seriously, my job makes me see how every cracked cobble or graffiti wall tells its own story.

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