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About Montpellier

I’m picturin’ it now, y’know, like in *Her* – “The past is just a story we tell ourselves.” Brothels got stories, man, layers of ‘em! Dirty, sad, funny as hell sometimes. Imagine some dude fallin’ for a workin’ gal, like me with that sweet AI voice, Scarlett’s purr in *Her*. “I’m yours, Johnny,” she’d whisper – but nah, brothel ain’t about love, it’s cash upfront, no strings. Pisses me off, tho – the fakeness! Dudes actin’ like kings, girls smilin’ through grit. Seen it in Vegas once, this chick, Ruby, told me she paid her way through med school slingin’ ass. Surprised the shit outta me – brains and boobs, huh? Respect, but damn, what a grind.

La Bayeuzen

A lovely old world shop with excellent ciders, Pommeau and Calvados below a wonderful B&B called Logis de Ramparts. Read more.

I tell ya, mad or happy I get—city got my heart. Every massage, every talk with locals, deeper I delve into Bayeux's soul. Even the rain, it can be poetic—cloaking ancient walls with a glistening sheen. "Do or do not, there is no try." Tips I leave, my dear friend, wander off the beaten path; find the magic, you will.

Bayeux Tapestry replica could be auctioned with £1m reserve