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About Lille

So, I’m sittin there, sippin me tea, and I see her—legs long as a giraffe’s neck, skirt so short you’d think it’s a belt. Nature’s a funny thing, eh? She’s adapted, like a chameleon, blendin into the neon lights, dodgin coppers like they’re predators. Fun fact, yeah—back in Victorian times, prossies used to wear red lipstick to signal their trade, subtle as a baboon’s arse. Bet you didn’t know that, did ya? Makes me chuckle, thinkin how she’s still flashin signals, just with fishnets now.

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But then, the mood shifts. I get a call from my neighbor. He’s like, “Your sheep are out!” I’m like, “What?!” Panic mode activated. I bolt outta the café, running back to my place. I’m sprinting down Rue de la République, dodging people like I’m in some kinda obstacle course.

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