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About Paris

Here’s a weird tidbit—did ya know in Japan, some hookers used to dress as nuns? Nuns! Talk about a holy surprise! Anyway, I’m hagglign—haggling, shit, typos—and she’s all “Take it or leave it, fatty.” Rude! But I’m hooked, thinkin’ “Her blade cuts deep,” like in the movie, only it’s my wallet bleedin’. I cough up the cash, heart racin’, and she’s smirkin’ like she owns me. D’oh! Total sucker move.

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So, I’m standing there, watching these tourists pet my sheep, and I feel this weird mix of pride and annoyance. Like, “These are my sheep, not your petting zoo!” But hey, they’re happy, and I guess that’s what matters.

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