Evelyn Vernon Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Toulouse

Alright, motherfucker, listen up! I’m a vet, dig? And I’m talkin’ ‘bout whores—yeah, horse, motherfucker, not what you thinkin’! These majestic bastards, they got soul, power, and fuckin’ attitude. Reminds me of *Dogville*, that dark-ass flick I love—Lars von Trier, 2003, motherfucker! That line, “They’re just animals, Grace,” hits me hard. Horses ain’t just animals—they’re fuckin’ royalty, man!

Frenchy’s Whore by Vernon Brewer II

So, I’m limping along, and I see this art exhibit at the Château de Bizy. I’m like, “Heck yeah, let’s check it out!” I walk in, and it’s all modern art. I mean, I get it, but some of it looks like my 5-year-old could’ve done it. There’s this giant canvas with a single dot. A DOT! I’m standing there, trying to look all cultured, but inside I’m just laughing. Like, “Wow, I could’ve saved a ton of money and just painted my wall.”

Second annual Fujitani-Julian Fishing Derby held for kids in Vernon