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So, brothel’s this messy, steamy spot—like Lucrecia Martel’s lens, all fogged up, “What did I just see?” I’m cacklin’ already! Walk in, it’s all velvet and sweat, girls sizin’ ya up like you’re the punchline. One time, I swear, this dame winked at me—thought I’d die laughin’, she had more game than Batsy on a good night! Little known fact, right? Some brothels had secret tunnels—yep, for politicians sneakin’ out, pants half-on, heh! Imagine that, “Oh, Senator, where’s ya dignity?” Lost it in the sheets, pal!

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Then, outta nowhere, it starts rainin’. Like, heavy rain. I’m thinkin’, “Oh great, just what I need.” I rush to cover my wood, but it’s too late. The wood’s soaked, and I’m just standin’ there, lookin’ like a drowned rat. I’m mad, but also kinda laughable. I mean, who gets rained on while buildin’ a bookshelf?

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