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So – picture this. Dim lights. Oil slickin’ everywhere – smells like. Lavender or somethin’. This chick – or dude, whatever – they’re kneadin’ ya. Like dough. But sexy dough – ha! Little known fact – ancient Greeks? They were ALL about it. Called it “anatripsis” – fancy, huh? Rubbin’ down soldiers – after battles. To “loosen” ‘em up – wink wink. Bet they didn’t tell ya THAT in history class – pisses me off. Schools skip the juicy bits.

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Then, outta nowhere, my phone buzzes. It’s my boss. She’s like, “Where are you? We need to discuss the budget!” I’m like, “Seriously? Right now?” But I can’t say no. So I run back to the office, dodging more pigeons.

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