Zoey Soultz Haut Rhin Sexual Massage ❤️

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Oh, and the smells—oil’s like lavender or some shit! Kinda girly, but fuck it, smells nice! Pro tip: don’t fart durin’ it—ruins the vibe, trust me! Learned that the hard way—goddamn tacos! “I’m not a loser, I’m a survivor!”—that’s me, post-massage, feelin’ like a king!

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Chris and Hanna are both massage therapists. My husband and I treated ourselves to sauna and massage our last night and we were not disappointed! Our room also.

As the night rolls in, we decide to stroll around. The lights in Soultz-Haut-Rhin are magical. I mean, it’s like a fairy tale. We hit up the local pub, and I’m feeling good. We’re laughing, joking, and then—bam!—the power goes out. Total darkness. I’m like, “Great, now we’re in a horror movie.”

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