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Oi mate, so I’m a sign language interpreter, yeah? And you wanna know what I reckon about erotic-massage? Alright, strap in, ya filthy git, here’s me take—Ricky Gervais style, cackling like a hyena on a bender. Erotic-massage, innit? It’s like a dodgy handshake with extra steps. You’re lying there, some stranger’s paws all over ya, and I’m thinking, “This ain’t no bleedin’ A Prophet vibe!” That film, Jacques Audiard, 2009—gritty, dark, proper genius. Malik, the lad in it, he’d be like, “I’m not here to be rubbed up, I’m here to shank someone!” Cackle!

Aux alentours

France Erotic massage · Golden Shower (give) for extra charge · Striptease · Sex in Different Positions · Blowjob without Condom · 69 Position · Foot Fetish.

But wait, it gets better. I’m walking back, coffee in hand, and I see this little park near the Place de la République. Kids are playing, people are laughing. I can’t help but smile. It’s like a scene from a movie. I sit on a bench, sip my coffee, and just chill for a sec.

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