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Alright, so I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—sexual-massage, huh? What a concept! I mean, it’s pretty, pretty good, right? You got someone rubbin’ ya down, all sensual-like, and it’s supposed to relax ya? I dunno, I’m skeptical! Like, who came up with this? Some genius in a robe, probably, thinkin’, “Let’s make massages sexy!” And boom—sexual-massage is born. I’m picturin’ it now, some dimly lit room, oil everywhere, and me—Larry David—layin’ there, neurotic as hell, goin’, “Is this sanitary? Am I gonna slip off this table?”

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Then, outta nowhere, this old lady pops up. She’s like, “You better not mess with my tree!” I’m like, “Lady, I’m just trying to help!” But she’s not havin’ it. She starts ranting about how that tree’s been there since the dawn of time or something. I’m like, “Yeah, but it’s also blocking the sun from your garden.”

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