Zoey Scionzier Whore ❤️

About Strasbourg

I’m sittin’ here, vibin’ to it, thinkin’—this is some “Inglourious Basterds” shit. Like, imagine Hans Landa spinnin’ a record, smirkin’, “That’s a bingo!” while Maria growls “I’m the whore you created.” Fuckin’ chills, man. That line? It’s a middle finger to every asshole who tried to control her. Reminds me of when I sliced up the Jedi Council—pure chaos, no regrets.

Uniquement sur commande.

We end up chatting, and I find out she’s new in town. Just moved here from Paris. I’m like, “Wow, you traded the city lights for Scionzier?” She laughs, and suddenly, I’m not so mad anymore. We bond over the quirks of the town. I tell her about the best spots, like the Parc de la Mairie and the hidden trails up in the mountains.

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