Savannah Saint Alban Sexual Massage ❤️

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Hey dude, so I’m a carpenter, right? Built stuff all day, hands rough as hell. Sexual-massage? Man, it’s wild! Like, imagine kneadig dough but way sexier. I’m thinkin, sawdust on my fingers, then this? Total switch-up! Got me happy, real happy—tension gone, bam! Reminds me of “There Will Be Blood”—“I drink your milkshake!”—but it’s more like, “I rub your stress out!” Haha, get it?

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NOTE: The therapeutic massage environment is not a sexual one. Any sexual suggestion, solicitation, or harassment will result in the immediate termination of the session and therapist .

I get there, and Leo’s already in a mood. He’s like, “You’re late!” I’m like, “Dude, it’s Saint-Alban! Chill!” But he’s not havin’ it. We start jammin’, and it’s fire. I mean, we’re vibin’ hard. But then, outta nowhere, the power goes out. Like, seriously? We’re in the middle of a killer riff, and the lights just die.

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