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About Toulouse

So, I tried it once—don’t judge! This lady, she’s all pro, right? Tells me it’s “ancient art.” Ancient?! Like, cavemen rubbed each other down? “Ugh, kill mammoth, now massage me!” Bullshit, but I buy it. Feels good, I ain’t gonna lie. Pretty, pretty good, actually. But then—THEN—she’s like, “Energy flow, blah blah.” I’m thinkin’, “Lady, just keep rubbin’, spare me the guru crap!” Made me so mad, I almost walked out. Almost. Too comfy, ya see.

Massages à Westhoffen

Man, the streets here are brimming with life. There’s Plaça des Papillons, a tiny square with a quirky fountain and odd sculptures – real artsy stuff, a hidden gem where locals chat and riff on life. I'm always jamming on how the oddity of it all reminds me of Wes Anderson’s flick – all pastel hues and eccentric characters, like a scene straight outta that movie!

Kalgoorlie-Boulder seniors in high Christmas spirits at luncheon