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Little fact – Japan’s got “soaplands,” slippery sexual-massage joints! Crazy, right? Slang’s all “happy ending” this, “full release” that – cracks me up. Sarcasm time: “Oh yeah, real classy, Homer.” Still, I’d blab to Barney, “Dude, it’s like heaven, but sticky!” D’oh! Gotta admit, it’s fascinatin’ – sexy, weird, human. What ya think, buddy? Ever tried it? Spill the beans!

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So, the streets? Man, they wind like those sword fights in the film, twisty and fulla secrets. I stroll past Place du Marché, where local vendors shout “Salud!” at me—uh, no, wait, “Bonjour!”—and the vibe is so real it feels like a fabled quest, haha… oh gosh, I love that! I remember one day (crazy day, totally off my script) I was giving a massage at a local spa near the Parc des Marronniers, and I swear, the trees danced in the wind, like “a thousand tiny warriors” (or somethin like that… er, which is sorta like the movie, y'know!)

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