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Lemme tell ya, had this one time, some masseuse tried playin’ coy—rubbibg my shoulders like I’m a damn mannequin. I’m like, “Honey, don’t gimme that weak sauce!” Made me madder than Gusteau catchin’ Linguini slackin’! But when it’s good? Oh, lordy, it’s fireworks—happy vibes shootin’ thru me like a rat cookin’ five-star grub! Little known fact: back in ancient Rome, they’d do these rubdowns with olive oil, callin’ it “massage with benefits”—yeah, freaky, right? Surprised me when I heard that!

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I have my own quirks – like stoppin’ mid-walk, scribblin’ thoughts in my battered notebook. I’m a messy psychologist in a neat village or somethin'. Sometimes I get mad at the way folks rush by like automated drones (WALL‑E’s metal pals, y’know?) but then I laugh, thinkin’ "Look, there's some beauty even in chaos."

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