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Picture this: seedy parlor, neon sign flickering "Massage" like it’s winking at you. Walked in once—pure curiosity, swear—smelled like lavender and regret. Lady says, “Relax, hon,” but her eyes scream, “I hate my life.” Everybody lies, told ya. Hands sliding everywhere, kneading crap I didn’t know was tense. Felt good, sure, but also pissed me off—why’s this not free? Capitalism screws us again. Little factoid: ancient Rome had these “massage” joints too—called ‘em *lupanars*. Fancy word for rub-and-tug. History’s kinky, who knew?

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I adore the rural charm—hey, I can tell you secrets about a little pub down by Rue des Artisans... oh, those stories will leave you shakin' in places you never knew existed! It reminds me of that old line from "There Will Be Blood": "I have a competition in me," and let me tell ya, competition with time is nothing compared to trying to find the perfect massage spot in a town bursting with history and character!

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