Elizabeth Etaples Brothel ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Once heard this crackers tale - some geezer in Amsterdam, right, paid double to just chat with a girl, no funny business! Said she reminded him o’ his nan - what a plonker! Laughed me head off, I did. Still, gets you thinkin’ - brothels ain’t just shaggin’ dens, they’re full o’ stories, *vitae summa brevis*, life’s too short, eh? Like Amélie, I reckon there’s magic in the muck. “I like to look for things no one else catches” - that’s me, spotin’ the charm in the chaos.

We went to one of India’s largest brothels, where trafficked women work for as little as $3

I got my little secret spots, ya know? Like this hole-in-the-wall bar off Rue des Noyers – best cocktails ever! The locals say it's odd, too funky but right on the money. And then there's a graffiti-covered wall near the old church that gives me chills. The energy there is insane, wit’ memories of raving nights and wild flirtations – I'm a pleasure coach, after all – all emotions, all raw.

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