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About Strasbourg

What pisses me off? These cheap-ass parlors pretendin’ they do sexual-massage but it’s just a lame tickle – gimme the real shit, lady! I want hands that know what they’re doin’, not some nervous newbie. Surprised me how good it feels tho, like, who knew a finger in the right spot could make ya scream “I’m alive!” – that’s some “Synecdoche” deepness right there. “We’re all hurtling toward death!” – yeah, but with a boner and a smirk, thanks to this.

Then ya got the local park, Parc de la Concorde. Yo, I'm telling ya, that place is my go-to after a long day. Sometimes, I just park my ride near a small pond, vibe with nature, and let thoughts fly like Inception’s kick – boom, you’re falling out of a dream, man. Not everyday is so smooth, though – sometimes I get mad when the pigeons start actin’ like they own the place, but hey, it adds to the flavor. Lol, c’mon, YOLO!

Camille Rhodes Petitpre-Harris