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Right, so we park up, she’s all business – “Upfront, mister, no chrome, no ride.” I toss her some dosh, thinkin’, “I am the scales of justice!” – gotta keep it fair, yeah? She’s worth it, mate – tough as nails, hotter than a V8 engine. “To the gates of Valhalla!” I mutter, half-jokin’, as she struts off after. What a woman, what a bloody chase – shaken, not stirred, always.

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I admit, I've had my moments here. Like last week, I got super mad 'cause a construction crane literally blocked my zen moment on Place des Étoiles (stars, dude!), but then I remembered: "It’s all a series of natural events" – yeah, kinda Malick-speak. Then I burst out laughing, cuz, sh*t, even a crane can be poetic if you squint.

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