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About Paris

Sarcasm? Oh, sure, “relaxing,” they say—more like torture if they suck. Laugh at the shy ones—red-faced, fumbling. Me, I’m sprawled, sipping wine, daring ‘em to fail. Exaggerate? Once felt like I’d conquer Westeros mid-massage—power trip, that. So, yeah, sexual-massage—dirty, divine, chaotic. Try it, or don’t. I don’t care—just don’t bore me.

Sex Toys for Couples

Here’s exactly what to do—and not do—as you give your partner a sexy back rub, including tips on massage oil and massage techniques.

Baud's vibe is like one of those twisted, meta films – you never know what's hidden beneath the surface, ya know? And yeah, I'm spreading all these deets ‘cos, honestly, people miss the gritty charm when they get caught up in the polished tourist traps. Streets, parks, even that mysterious old library on Impasse du Silence (yeah, they love irony!) all serve up a slice of life, a bit sharp and bitter, kinda like a sarcastic punchline to your day.

Kenneth and Gwendolyn Baud