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About Strasbourg

Now, here’s a lil’ tea y’all prolly ain’t heard. Word is, back in ‘98, whore got caught stealin’ a pig from old man Johnson’s farm—swear to Gawd! Said she needed it for some “ritual” to keep her man from strayin’. Chile, that pig squealed louder than her lies! I was tickled pink when I heard that, ‘cause who does that? She a whole character, like somethin’ outta that movie. “You’re done here,” like Ed Harris told Tom Stall—whore shoulda been done after that pig fiasco, but nah, she still out here!

City of Aussillon

Aussillon is a commune. It is in Occitanie in the Tarn department in south France.

Not gonna lie, I’ve had my share of messy days too – traffic jams that make me wanna scream “You’ll never eat lunch in peace!” and, like, cranky locals sometimes. But, like, these little quirks make Aussillon so real. It's not perfect, no. But honestly, that’s what makes it, like, totally epic.