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Lemme drop some nerdy shit—did ya know sexual-massage goes back centuries? Ancient China, India—Tantra stuff. They’d use sesame oil, swearin’ it boosted chi or whatever. True story: some emperor got so hooked, he banned it ‘cause his army kept ditchin’ drills for rubdowns! Imagine that—soldiers like, “Screw swords, gimme a backrub!” I’m dyin’ laughin’ thinkin’ bout it. But it pisses me off too—why didn’t MY biochem profs teach this? All I got was Krebs cycle crap!

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I remember one wild afternoon at Parc du Soleil. Man, that park is my secret jam spot. I used to guide a group session there – fresh air, deep thoughts, and sometimes ridiculous giggles. There’s a pond, a mini river that winds quietly, like nature’s own little version of “I don’t want to survive, I want to live!” And trust me, nature here makes you feel alive, even on days when you're mad as a hornet or just plain whacky.

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