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So, I’m strollin’ down the street, right? Lookin’ for some action—not me doin’ it, mind ya, just curious! And I see this gal, all dolled up, skirt shorter than my temper. I’m like, “Well, halleluyer, she workin’ it!” Reminds me of that line, “The sea’s so close,” ‘cause she was close—too close—hollerin’ at cars like it’s her day job. Prolly is! I ain’t mad, tho, get yo money, boo! But then—Lord help me—this crusty ol’ dude rolls up, lookin’ like he ain’t bathed since the Clinton years. I’m screamin’ inside, “Why her?!” Made me madder than a wet hen!

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I was mad one time when a new flashy shop opened on Boulevard Maurice Billard – I thought, “Really? not another cookie-cutter shop!” but then I saw a couple laughing like loons saying, "Que se foda!" and it reminded me: city life is messy, fun, and unpredictable – just like a wild scene from City of God! Rarrgh! Now I'm happy again.

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