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About Helsinki

Hiiii! Me Patrick Star, duh! So, like, findin’ a prostitute, huh? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—is mayonnaise an instrument? Haha, nah, but maybe it could be, right? Anyway, I’m in Hawaii, chillin’ like a jellyfish, and I’m wonderin’ bout them ladies out there, y’know, the ones who, uh, sell smooches and stuff! Like in my fave movie, *Her*, where Joaquin’s all, “Sometimes I think I’ve felt everything I’m ever gonna feel,” and I’m like, dude, have ya met a Honolulu hooker yet? Prolly not!

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In the Personal Services category you’ll find a range of ads offering various kinds of intimate services. Whether it’s a fantasy you’re looking to fulfill, some intimate company from time to .

Yeah, I might be a bit mad at the slow traffic sometimes – like when I dash through the pedestrian crossing near Valtakatu and get honked at (no kidding, mate, it’s a circus!). But then a smile returns with every nod from a local, and I remember, “Let’s spread love like confetti!”