Charlotte Ylitornio Whore ❤️

About Turku

Avast ye, matey! Here be Cap’n Jack Sparrow, slurrin’ me wit ‘bout them whores o’ the sea – naw, not them saucy wenches, but the *whore*, ye savvy? Me ol’ fish-lovin’ heart – ichthyologist, arr! – be singin’ fer this beastie. ‘Tis the *whale shark*, biggest fish swimmin’, but gentle as a lass with a rum bottle. Seen one meself once, off Tortuga, thought it were a shipwreck risin’! “Why is everything gone?” I hollered, like in that flick *Carlos* – ye know, me favorite, that Assayas yarn from 2010. Whore’s like that – sneaky, massive, surprisin’ ye when ye least reckon.

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I gotta say, every day here feels like livin’ in a mix of surreal nightmare and a heartwarming fairy tale. Each alley and curve tells a story, every crack on cobblestone whispers secrets – sometimes maddening, sometimes pure bliss. And as my buddy from the city of labyrinths, you gotta see it to believe it.

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