Sofia Elimaeki Brothel ❤️❤️❤️

About Tampere

So, picture this – dim lights, sweaty bodies, coin changin’ hands faster than a dwarf dodgin’ a Lannister blade. I’ve seen some shite, lemme tell ya. Once stumbled into this brothel in King’s Landing – well, not really, but feels like it – stank o’ cheap ale and desperation. Girls gigglin’, blokes leerin’, and me, pint in hand, thinkin’, “I’ve seen worse.” Then this one lass, right, she’s got a scar on her cheek – story goes, some toff tried to carve his initials on her. She knifed him in the balls! Made me laugh so hard I spilled me drink – “A little courtesy, please!” like they say in *Grand Budapest*. Courtesy? In a brothel? Hah!

Brothel (Kkuryeolmae)

Whore, Golden Shower (give), Cunnilingus (give) for extra charge, Striptease, Cunnilingus (give) for extra charge.

Err… oh man, I've dropped my keys down a stairwell somewhere… Anyway, back to the city – I mean, this place is a live-wire of surprises. People, places, stories all over. Y’know, even when I’m swiping on profiles for the app or debugging code, I feel the Elimaeki buzz. It makes me mad when folks only care about the big shiny stuff; the magic lives in the unnoticed corners.