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About Las Palmas

Eh, what’s up, doc? So, escort, huh—lemme tell ya, it’s a wild ride, like somethin’ outta “Holy Motors”! I’m Bugs Bunny, see, chompin’ carrots, dodgin’ hunters, and I got thougts on this escort gig. It ain’t just cars and fancy suits, nah—it’s people, movin’ folks ‘round, sometimes shady, sometimes swanky. Like, I seen this one escort dude in Vegas—true story, doc—haulin’ a bride to her weddin’ in a stretch limo, only she’s screamin’ ‘cause the groom ditched her! “I’m stretchin’ out my life!” she hollers, straight outta that flick—pure chaos, made me laugh ‘til my ears flopped.

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I love savin spots like the tiny café on Calle Real—you won’t find it on any tourist map. The aroma of local coffee there is like quantum energy fueling your morning. And, dude, my spa is right on Calle Marqués. The treatments I give? Pure Zen amid this whirlwind of history and irony.

Trumpeting a Michelangelo (Cue the Trills of Dissent) (Published 2013)