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So, this one time, right, I met this lass—proper whore, swear down. She’s all “ooh, fancy a quickie, guv?” and I’m like, mate, I’m not that bloke! Made me laugh tho, her cheek! Little known fact—back in Victorian times, whores had these secret codes, yeah? Like winks and dodgy handshakes—mental innit? Imagine her in a top hat, “Ello gov’nor, fancy a shag?”—cracks me up!

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Who is Emilio Muñoz Guadix? Emilio Muñoz Guadix was one of the two individuals — the other being Candido ‘Candi’ Ortiz Aon — convicted for the kidnapping and murder of Anabel .

We shall fight on the beaches? Nah, we shall chill on the plazas! Plaza de España, for instance, exudes life. There, you see old-timers sipping coffee and youngsters struttin’ around like they own the place. Oi, and there's Parque del Carmen – perfect for a stroll when ya need a breather (and trust me, massage sessions need breaks, too).

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