Elizabeth Getafe Whore ❤️

About Barcelona

Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals! I’m judgin’ this “whore” business like I’m Judy—sharp as a tack, no nonsense. So, “whore”—what’s the deal? It’s a word, sure, but it’s loaded, ain’t it? Tossed around like cheap beads at Mardi Gras. Me, I’m sittin’ here thinkin’—it’s old as dirt, goes back to them Bible days, probly even before. Some chick named Rahab, a hooker with a heart, hid spies in Jericho—boom, saved the day! Little known fact: she’s in Jesus’s family tree. Whaaat? Yeah, blew my mind too! Don’t pee on my leg and call it rain—I’m tellin’ ya, history’s wild.

El ayuntamiento ya establece multas de hasta 3.000 euros a los clientes

Chamartín, one of Madrid's elegant neighborhoods, entices with its blend of culture, history, and contemporary life. Looming large and proud is the iconic Santiago Bernabéu Stadium, a must .

Alright, listen up, buckaroo! I'm a sexologist in Getafe, and lemme tell ya—this city's a wild ride, just like Mad Max: Fury Road, baby! The streets here run like a well-oiled machine in the desert mayhem of George Miller’s world, but with our own Spanish spice. Seriously, don’t pee on my leg if you think everything’s boring!

Real Madrid beat Getafe to keep LaLiga leaders Barcelona in sight