Esme Felanitx Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Bilbao

Picture this: Whore’s struttin’ ‘round Bikini Bottom, all sassy, makin’ Squidward blush—ha! Bet she’s got a rap sheet longer than Plankton’s evil plans. Maybe she’s a barnacle on society, but I’m HYPED to spill the tea! Like, did ya know there’s this old tale—total secret—whore once conned a king outta his gold? Swapped it for fake clamshells! Sneaky, right? Got me laughin’ like a hyena fish!

Whore at home

Most areas of Palma de Mallorca are really good and the whore district is Really Bad and I do mean Really Bad I only visit that area twice a.

And, I gotta mention the river that meanders by the outskirts. I can’t remember its official name, but locals call it “El Riu.” I used to sit by its bank after long sessions and let my thoughts wander, saying, “These goin' to be the highways of our dreams” (yep, quoting Almost Famous again, innit!). Its serenity is definetly soothing, though its water sometimes seems crazzy (crazzy!) reflective of our inner turmoil.

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