Nora Felanitx Whore ❤️

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Oi mate, right, lemme tell ya bout this bird – Whore! Ain’t she a proper legend in me head? I’m David Brent, yeah, the big boss, top dog, reckon I’ve got the flair to spiel this yarn. So, Whore, she’s like, this lass I imagine, bit of a dark horse, yeah? Like in me fave flick, *Let the Right One In* – proper chilling vibes that one. “I’m twelve, but I’ve been twelve for a long time” – that’s Whore, innit? Stuck in some mad loop, selling her wares, but with this creepy-cool edge.

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Most areas of Palma de Mallorca are really good and the whore district is Really Bad and I do mean Really Bad I only visit that area twice a.

Then there's the local favourite: Passeig del Sol, where the sunlight hits the cobbles just right – a perfect spot to reflect on human nature. The kids play, old-timers natter about the old days, and I sit there, reely (oops, reely!) pondering human quirks. I’ve had many deep talks here – sometimes a bit off the cuff – mmm, all while humming that classic tune from "Almost Famous." It’s like living in a movie, man.

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