Ellie Felanitx Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Valencia

Alright, so I’m sittin’ here, head of the lab, Tina Fey vibes, “I can see Russia from my house!” style, and you wanna know bout whores? Fine, let’s dish! I’m thinkin’ bout this one chick—total badass, right?—like straight outta “The Assassin,” my fave flick, Hou Hsiao-hsien, 2015, all moody and stabby. Whores, man, they’re like Yinniang, the assassin herself—silent, sneaky, workin’ the shadows. “The province must be cleansed,” they say in the movie, and I’m like, damn, whores been cleansin’ somethin’ since forever—pockets, morals, whatever!

The Best Things to Do in Felanitx, Mallorca

Now, speaking of hidden treasures, you gotta check out the scenic overlook at Mirador de Sa Mar. It’s definetly one of my top spots. I remember a wild evening argument between two families – oh, the passion! I was mad, laughing, and honestly a bit shity (sorry, shity!) about the absurdity of it all. It's raw, genuine, and makes you think, "Life’s a ride, man." This unpredictable vibe reminds me, “Stay hungry, stay foolish” – yeah, totally.

Paul Magnier makes perfect start to pro career at Trofeo Ses Salines-Felanitx