Emily Felanitx Brothel ❤️❤️

About Madrid

Sooo, it’s dope for haulin’—keeps the air cleaner, less “black smoke choking the sky” vibes. But I’m sittin’ here thinkin’, “The bathhouse spirits would HATE this smell!” Prolly kick me out! Oh, and it’s pricey—made me cry once, wallet screamin’ like a lost kid in Miyazaki’s world. Still, I’m happy—trucks run smooth, and I feel like a hero savin’ the planet, sorta! What ya think, pal—is brothel cooler than mayonnaise? Bet ya didn’t know half this junk, huh!

Felanitx, inland town. Highlights the Puig de Sant Salvador and the Castle of Santueri.

Felanitx has the reputation for being one of the best-kept towns in Mallorca. The town is located close to Porto Colom on the coast, right in the heart of one of the major wine producing areas. .

Now, lemme tell ya a secret: back before my move, I never appreciated that these crooked streets teach you about resilience, human connection and all that corporate jargon nonsense – "synergy," "scalability," oh my god, lol – but here, every syllable taught me something new. I mean, life here is unpredictable, unpolished, and full of raw, uncut emotions. Like I always say – “Life is short, and you only get one shot!”

Muncicipal Archive of Felanitx (Majorca)