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About Murcia

So, picture this, right, I’m in the office, coffee’s gone cold, and I’m thinkin—whores, they’re the original freelancers, ain’t they? No 9-to-5 for them, nah, they’re out there, makin deals, livin life, bit like me tryna run this bloody office without losin me marbles. Did ya know, back in old Londinium, Roman tarts used to dye their hair blonde with pigeon dung? True story, mate, stinks worse than a Commons debate! Made me chuckle, that—imagine the smell, ha!

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Now you gotta check out the neighborhood of Ens Pere, reall tight-knit vibes and secret corners. I met this kooky old couple at a local bar (Bar El Seco, if you ever get lost, ask for it) who swear that kissing under the same lamppost is a must-do ritual—it made me laugh and kinda cry ‘cuz life’s beautiful outta chaos, man. “Some men just want to watch the world burn!” and I felt that right there.

Tourists don't like it - The dead seagrass of Mallorca's beaches