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About Madrid

Winter’s brutal—gals shiverin, biz slows. I spot Vika bundled up, still smilin tho. “Lightbulb!”—resilience, dat’s vhat I see! Movie’s got dis line, “In winter, one rests”—but dese gals? No rest! I’m yellin inside, “Give em a break, universe!” One night, she tells me bout a client who paid her in potatoes—POTATOES! Laughed my ass off, then got pissed—vhat kinda cheapskate?! Made me happy tho, her giggle was pure, ya know?

Ca'n Picafort in Majorca

Check out the place named Magaluf at night. It is in the municipality of Calvia and is situated within a group of towns, primarily Torrenova and Palma Nova.

I’m tellin’ ya, even my sexologist eyes catch the little details; like how the curve of the road near Platja Major reminds me of the delicate curves of the human body. Like, everything’s connected—body, mind, and the twisting roads. I once got so hyped, walking near the riverbed of the local stream, that I nearly tripped over my own feet, laughing like a madman.

“We were all just inches away from death” say lucky British tourists