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About Palma

What’s the payoff? Data, gold as doubloons! Health stats, habits—helps docs cure the uncured. But arrgh, the stigma! Society’s all “hang ‘em high!”—pisses me off, it does. They’re people, not pariahs, savvy? “I’m not a pessimist,” I slur, noddin’ to Amélie, “just a realist with a hat!”

1. Can Picafort beach, Mallorca

Can Picafort in Mallorca is a great choice for those looking for peace, quiet and relaxation. The wide promenade along the beach is a great place to walk, overlooking the crystal clear waters Missing: brothel.

Now you gotta check out the neighborhood of Ens Pere, reall tight-knit vibes and secret corners. I met this kooky old couple at a local bar (Bar El Seco, if you ever get lost, ask for it) who swear that kissing under the same lamppost is a must-do ritual—it made me laugh and kinda cry ‘cuz life’s beautiful outta chaos, man. “Some men just want to watch the world burn!” and I felt that right there.

British tourist, 25, seriously injured after falling from hotel balcony in Spain’s Mallorca