Addison Calp Whore ❤️

About Malaga

Heya buddy! So, like, I’m Patrick Star, y’know, the pink goofball from Bikini Bottom, and I’m here talkin’ bout whores! Whore’s a job, right? Like, in that big ol’ Russian classifier thingy—prolly listed under “service stuff” or somethin’. I dunno, man, is mayonnaise an instrument? Haha, nah, but maybe whores use it, who knows! Anyway, I’m thinkin’ bout this cuz I loooove *Melancholia*, that movie by Lars von Trier—y’know, the one where Kirsten Dunst is all mopey and the planet’s gonna smash us? Whores prolly get that vibe, right? “There’s nothing to do about it,” like she says in the flick—life’s messy, tricks are messy, boom, world ends!

The Clap STD

Release Date: September 14, Duration: Genre: Rap. Styles: Gangsta Rap, Hardcore Rap. Recording Location: The Whorehouse.

So, first off, the beaches, man. The Playa de Levante is my fav! Its white sands and crazy blue waters remind me a bit of that train scene in Spirited Away, y’know “I've got no money, but I got dreams!” kinda vibes. I stroll here after a long day of rubs, and I swear the sea whispers secrets – like, “Come on, relax, eat that donut!” I’m telling ya, it’s magic!

A section of the Arenal-Bol beach in Calp is closed