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About Seville

Witty bit: half these sods fall asleep mid-massage. Snoring through the sexy bits—hilarious! Me? I stay awake, soakin’ it in. “I’m becoming much more than they programmed,” says Samantha—same with this, mate. More than a rub, it’s a trip. So, grab a glass, try it yerself—I’d wager you’ll limp out grinning. I drink, I know things, and I bloody love erotic-massage. Cheers!

Cala Ratjada

Busy sandy beach with an excellent beach bar. We had lunch at the beach bar, excellent bruschetta and wine. Close to the bus stop for an easy journey back to.

So yeah, sweetie, pack ya bags, grab a towel, and come on over. Cala-Rajada is wild, quirky, and full of stories that make you laugh, cry—and sometimes scream "I will... I will!" with all the passion of a movie scene. Can't wait to show ya around, ya know? It's a love affair with every cobbled street and every shimmering sunset. Ttyl!

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