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About Las Palmas

But ugh, what ticks me off? These snooty spas chargin’ an arm and a leg for a “sensual touch”—gimme a break! I’m like, “What am I, Job heah?” *points to self dramatically* Like in the movie, “I didn’t do anything!”—and still payin’ 200 bucks for some chick to graze my tush! *NEEE-HEE-HEE!* I’d rather DIY, ya feel me? Oh, and get this—some places, they use these fancy feathers, ticklin’ ya where the sun don’t shine. Surprised me so much I nearly fell off the table once—true story!

ОТ 56,00 (EUR €)

Indulge in a manicure/pedicure, a body wrap and a Swedish massage at Sal Rossa Spa, the on-site spa. At the two on-site restaurants, enjoy breakfast, lunch.

Oh, threre’s also Avenida del Mar by the water. I love walkin’ near the pier. My fav faverite spot? The seaside park at El Mirador. It's my spot to think, yess, with my treasures of massage oil and secrets of body and soul. But, oh, the city’s not always pretty – sometimes the noise and chaos make me mad, my precious, mad like mad!

Riding the crest of the wave: Hotel Torre Del Mar celebrates its 50th anniversary