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About Malaga

D’oh! It’s s’posed to relax ya, right? But nah, I’m sweatin’, thinkin’—am I doin’ this wrong? Little factoid for ya: ancient Rome had these massage parlors, full-on sexy vibes, called “lupanars”—crazy, huh? Bet Batman’d bust ‘em up! I’m picturin’ it—me, Homer, layin’ there, some chick’s kneadin’ my back, and I’m like, “This ain’t no donut rub!” Got me laughin’ so hard I farted—D’oh! She wasn’t happy, man, face like Two-Face!

The Vaginal Orgasm

Just so ya know, don’t miss out on the quirky little art wall on Calle Castro. It’s a secret gem, sort of like a hidden code waiting to be deciphered. Also, grab a sunset walk by the Barranco. The sky’s lit with orange and purple hues, like a Bond movie scene with a twist – elegant and edgy all at once.

Tina Jo Scheffers