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Here’s a juicy tidbit—studies say 1 in 5 hookups start online now. Wild, right? It’s like the whole world’s a backstage pass to Bone City. But the catch? Half these peeps lie—height, pics, “I’m not married”—total BS. Makes me wanna scream, “Frickin’ idiots!” Pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars,” I’d pay to zap the liars with my laser. “Sharks with frickin’ laser beams,” ya feel me?

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I once ran into this old ex during a night stroll near the riverbed by Los Enamorados. (Yeah, that's a name they gave it – and trust me, there's romance and rude awakenings everywhere.) I swear, the town makes you as moody as that film's best quotes. One ex snapped, "If I wanted a broken heart, I'd just watch a Romanian drama!" I nearly laughed out loud.

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