Avery Sant Gervasi Galvany Sex Escort ❤️❤️

About Malaga

Maniacal grin, “Here’s Johnny!” Alright, pal, let’s talk escort – not the shady street kinda escort, nah, I mean the sleek, badass bodyguard gig. Y’know, like me, Jack, protectin’ some hotshot who’s too pretty to bleed. I’m thinkin’ bout this one time – true story – back in ‘89, this dude in LA hired me, big shot producer, swore he’d die without me. Turns out, he just wanted me to scare off his ex’s new boyfriend – hilarious, right? Paid me triple to stand there lookin’ mean. Escort ain’t always glamour, tho – sometimes it’s babysittin’ grown-ass adults who can’t tie their shoes.

I often hang on Carrer de Mallorca. Man, so many cool little bars and restaurants there. I had one crazy night, meetin' one of my biz buddies. We cracked up about weird dating profiles, and I was like “D’oh, that’s so us!” It's pure fun, even if sometimes it pisses me off when peeps cancel last minute. But hey, life’s a rollercoaster, right?

Sant Gervasi-Galvany, Barcelona, Spain