Emily Sanlucar De Barrameda Whore ❤️❤️

About Seville

I’m sittin’ here, chompin’ a carrot, picturin’ it. Some poor sap stumblin’ in, thinkin’ he’s king, but “every stone has its place,” like in the movie. Brothel’s a stage, doc—every gal’s actin’, every john’s a fool. Once heard bout this one joint in Nevada, legal and all, where the girls unionized—yep, unionized! Bargained for dental, can ya believe it? Made me happy as a rabbit in a patch—power to ‘em, I say!

OUTRA QUERIDADE

Walking down Calle Real is like strollin’ thru a living postcard. The street’s full of energy – busy, bustling, and a lil’ bit quirky. I love starin’ at the happy little trees along the pavements that remind me of those Bob Ross moments – nature smilin’ back at you. And yo, the Plaza de los Pescadores – that's your go-to hangout. I sat there, daydreamin' 'bout dates and destiny, marvelin’ at the glistening Guadalquivir river flowin’ nearby.

How to spend a weekend in Sanlucar de Barrameda, Spain’s 2022 capital of gastronomy