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Me, I’d be rubbish at the whole game. I’d overthink it—*“Was it good for you?”*—like some twat in a romcom. Prossie’d be like, “Mate, it’s 50 quid, not a bleedin’ Oscar reel!” Reminds me of that line, *“Film it like Hollywood!”*—all fake glamour, innit? The reality’s more fag ends and damp mattresses. Still, there’s a mad charm to it—freedom, chaos, a big “fuck you” to the suits. I’d tip my hat to ‘em, cackle, and sod off home. Find a Prostitute? Nah, I’d rather watch the telly and slag it off!

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Stroll down Calle del Encanto. Yeah, that's a magic street. Its cobblestone vibes just hit hard! Odd little shops pop up, get this, even at dawn when the fog rolls in like some Only Lovers Left Alive kinda scene – “It's showtime!”, right? Aww, that movie burns deep in my soul. The alley near Calle Luna, man, is where I had one of my craziest massage sessions. So serene but so gritty in the best way.

San Felipe del Morro Castle and San Cristobal Castle in San Juan, Puerto Rico, closed because of U.S. government shutdown