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Aight, mate, so erotic-massage, yeah? We hates it! Slippery hands all over, ugh, nasty! Like, I’m sittin here thinkin—why’s this even a thing? Some Russian psych profs I read, they say it’s all ‘bout releasin tension, sure, but—eww—feels like fish floppin on ya! Like in “Finding Nemo”, right? “Fish are friends, not food!”—well, hands ain’t friends neither when they’re oiled up and creepy!

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Relax and unwind with the best tailor-made erotic massages in Tenerife South. Yes, we have happy ending. Tantric massages, massages for couples, four hands massages and body to .

I’m tellin ya, buddy, Puerto-de-la-Cruz is a mix of wild energy and deep calm. It’s messy sometimes – ah, so many typos in life – but exactly like life. Its corners, shady spots, and sunlit plazas got a soul that pulls you in. So come and ride with me on this journey. Relax, laugh, get confused by the maze and then be wowed by its beauty. One more thing… never be afraid to let the city fill you with its unpredictable magic. Enjoy, ya legend!

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