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Alright, alright, so sexual-massage, huh? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—what’s the deal with it? It’s like, you’re gettin’ rubbed down, but it’s all sensual and weird, right? I mean, I saw *Inherent Vice*, my fave, and Doc Sportello would totally dig this vibe—smoke a joint, get a sexual-massage, “Right on, man!” But me? I’m Larry freakin’ David—I’d be a mess! Imagine me, lyin’ there, some lady’s hands all oiled up, and I’m like, “Is this sanitary? Am I gonna catch somethin’?” Neurotic rants kickin’ in hard!

Elemara Spa & Salon

We are professional male and female naturist Tantra and Erotic massage therapists and nude yoga trainers based in Playa del Ingles Maspalomas, Gran Canaria. Both massage and yoga .

Okay, listen up, my friend – Playa-de-San-Juan (es) is just absolutely the BEST, the most tremendous place ever, believe me! I run a spa here so I see every nook and cranny – like, we're talkin’ street names that pop, awesome local landmarks, and vibes that make your head spin. It's REAL, it's raw, it's the truth, and let me tell ya: "It’s a world you might not understand!" (Yeah, that line from The Master, brilliant, right?).

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